May 2009
159 posts
Customer Image Gallery for Three Wolf Moon... →
Endorsed by President Obama, Steve Jobs, and hundreds of other celebrities.
So Microsoft's search engine is called "Bing". ... →
(via inothernews)
Could it BE a worse name for a search engine?
Play Colbert off, Greenday.
NSFW if you’re a monkey.
Embargo!
Who run Bartertown?
Step One: Go to Google.com
computereze:nikuhh:
Step Two: Type in “Where can I find Chuck Norris?”
Step Three: Click “Im Feeling Lucky”
FUCKING. HATE. CHUCK. NORRIS. MEME.
but it is kinda funny.
EDIT!
Screw steps 1 and 2. just click here….
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+can+i+find+chuck+norris&l=1
So I have a confession that I have NEVER told...
I hope you don’t unfollow me because of it…
listening to "The Hand That Feeds (Photek Ruff... →
(via czimmerman)
Between NiN, Tool, and (coincidentally enough) Photek…THIS IS THE MUSIC THAT MAKES ME HAVE TO RIDE MY BIKE 20 MILES A DAY AND RUN MY ASS OFF.
How to get fired from Subway.
Method 1: Flood the bitch.
watermelon & salt.
boggle:
hman:
Someone I follow here on tumblr - I can’t remember who it was - recently mentioned that people in the South sprinkle salt on their watermelon.
I was skeptical at first - much like I was when I heard people drizzle balsamic vinegar over strawberries - but I am eating some right now, and it is absolutely delicious.
So, I thank you.
you’re welcome :)
Hell yeah salt on a...
Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
myfoxatlanta.com | Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Should Know
Here are some of my favorites:
DUM Do You Masturbate?
8 Oral Sex
FMLTWIA Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am
IAYM I Am Your Master
Q2C Quick To Cum
RUH Are You Horny?
Hey Tumblr, TDTM. I’m NIFOC and IAYM. Want to be my FB? I love 8 and smoking 420. Also, i’m...
Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis
This song’s been in my head all damn day.
Runpee.com →
This site will tell you when it’s safe to make a bathroom run during a movie, and what you missed
I FUCKING LOVE THE INTERNET